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Thursday 5th July  

Westward Ho!  A relative of one of the tourists described Westward Ho! as the Crawley of North Devon.  Whether this was a comment on Westward Ho! or Crawley was never determined but the sentiment is understandable.  

In fact if you look up the place on the Internet on the following website

It reports the following about the place

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This is not one of the prettiest places in the world and for years was a graveyard for the Ducklings in terms of the cricket.  However the Bideford and Westward Ho! club have done a lot of work on the wicket and it now plays to a reasonable standard.  With a last ball six winning the match on the last tour, surely lightning could not strike again?  It did, chasing a 190 odd to win, the Ducklings made it with two balls to spare this time, same bowler bowling the last over, same batsman at the crease, same result, to record the Ducklings only win of the 2001 tour.

The greatest sin of all happened on this day.  The fines book went missing.  Most of the time it will vanish for an hour or so and then will be returned.  This time it went missing all day and was only returned the next morning.   Suspects were numerous from the silver fox brigade of Dymond and Murray to the sneaky 'butter wouldn’t mel't types like Hanno’s wife Helena.  All to no avail, the book remained missing until the next morning when it appeared just before fines.  
 

Some people never learn, after going to the nightclub in Bideford the year before some of the tourists decided to brave it again and go into town after a meal in the hotel attended by 14 of the squad.  Gonzo and Steve Abbott kept appearing while everyone was eating asking whether Adey and Andy were ready and the Taxi was coming.  Gonzo was becoming a bit of a pest and Adey nearly swatted him, however the Taxi did arrive half way through the cheese and biscuits and the four of them went clubbing.  At least they would have done had there been anyone in the club.  11.30pm in Bideford – five people in the club plus four bouncers and two bar staff.   It did fill up a little  later but not much.  There was still tumbleweed blowing through the heart of the entertainment district. There seems to be a bit of an age gap in the town.  Next year, time to find a new venue for ghost_town.jpg (10436 bytes) clubbing hopefully where the clients are older than 16.  While this may be fine for the youngsters on the tour, the over 30’s are at serious risk of arrest for even talking to anyone in the nightclubs lest they be accused of being dirty old men.  Not so much of the old thank you!